{"id":12301,"date":"2010-08-12T02:26:17","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T02:26:17","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-08-12T02:26:17","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T02:26:17","slug":"who-wants-to-play-whitmanopoly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/calitics.com\/index.php\/2010\/08\/12\/who-wants-to-play-whitmanopoly\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Wants to Play Whitmanopoly?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s15.photobucket.com\/albums\/a397\/utbriancl\/?action=view&#038;current=gaffes-vote.gif\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i15.photobucket.com\/albums\/a397\/utbriancl\/gaffes-vote.gif\" border=\"0\" align=right alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a>I find <a href=\"http:\/\/NotTheLATimes.com\">NotTheLATimes<\/a> generally hilarious, but the newest addition to the site, Whitmanopoly, is simply insane. (<a href=\"http:\/\/totalbuzz.ocregister.com\/2010\/08\/11\/orange-humorist-unveils-whitmanopoly\/39225\/\">h\/t OCRegister<\/a>). &nbsp;It&#8217;s a version of the game Monopoly with all sorts of twists and turns.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>RULES OF PLAY<br \/>\n<br \/>PREPARATION: Meg Whitman starts the game with $150 million. Jerry Brown gets $20 million and an autographed poster of Linda Ronstadt.<br \/>\n<br \/>TOKENS: Brown travels around the board with a 1974 Plymouth. Whitman commandeers a wheelbarrow of cash.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And on and on it goes. &nbsp;It takes shots at both candidates, but let&#8217;s be honest, one candidate offers much, much more fodder than the other. &nbsp;I&#8217;ll try not to spoil it, just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.notthelatimes.com\/whitmanopoly.html\">go see it right now<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s15.photobucket.com\/albums\/a397\/utbriancl\/?action=view&#038;current=gaffes-vote.gif\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i15.photobucket.com\/albums\/a397\/utbriancl\/gaffes-vote.gif\" border=\"0\" align=right alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a>I find <a href=\"http:\/\/NotTheLATimes.com\">NotTheLATimes<\/a> generally hilarious, but the newest addition to the site, Whitmanopoly, is simply insane. (<a href=\"http:\/\/totalbuzz.ocregister.com\/2010\/08\/11\/orange-humorist-unveils-whitmanopoly\/39225\/\">h\/t OCRegister<\/a>). &nbsp;It&#8217;s a version of the game Monopoly with all sorts of twists and turns.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>RULES OF PLAY<br \/>\n<br \/>PREPARATION: Meg Whitman starts the game with $150 million. Jerry Brown gets $20 million and an autographed poster of Linda Ronstadt.<br \/>\n<br \/>TOKENS: Brown travels around the board with a 1974 Plymouth. Whitman commandeers a wheelbarrow of cash.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And on and on it goes. &nbsp;It takes shots at both candidates, but let&#8217;s be honest, one candidate offers much, much more fodder than the other. &nbsp;I&#8217;ll try not to spoil it, just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.notthelatimes.com\/whitmanopoly.html\">go see it right now<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[415,4467],"class_list":["post-12301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-415","tag-4467"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Pvhz-3cp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/calitics.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/calitics.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/calitics.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calitics.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calitics.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/calitics.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/calitics.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calitics.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calitics.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}