It has now been two weeks since this quote:

As for running against Newsom? “Not me,” [Chris] Daly said.

Not likely [former mayor Art] Agnos either, he added, but “hopefully we’ll have someone within the next couple of weeks.”

“Either that or there won’t be anyone,” Daly said, “because it will be just too late to mount a run.”

Since Chris Daly totally failed to find somebody by his own deadline (and is too chicken to do it himself), I nominate SFist Elaine of the dreaded CrackBerry Chronicles.

Why you ask? Why not?

Since there seems to be zero interest from elected officials and the campaign is likely to be a complete joke, let’s at least go with somebody who is funny. In 2007, vote fabulous!